There is a top-secret lab complex on the other side of the tree line. This poor guy was an experiment gone horribly wrong. He is shaking his fists at the injustice of it all.
IN CONCLUSION: Crayons are fun times.
A Repository of Doodles
I don't even know, you guys. Probably she crawled out of some river and is going to steal your soul. Then eat it.

"Take this arm. I do not want it."
Seriously, I don't know what the crap this is supposed to be. I can't even figure out if it's a man or a woman who's disgruntledly shoving a giant arm at the viewer. But aren't charcoals fun? I can just scribble some random stuff, smudge it a bit, and suddenly it looks all cool and artsy! So yeah, I'll probably be messing around with it some more. I've mastered the most important step, which is to wash my hands before reaching up to adjust my glasses. Black smudges do nothing for my complexion.
I have no idea where any of this came from. None. Let's see...we've got a sort of double rat, a gator dog, a golem, and a man who apparently contracted the chicken pox before being dumped in a peat bog. Also, it amuses me that all you can see of my notes for twentieth-century African history are "legit pharaoh", "barbarian strength", and "queen of Ethiopia".